if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?
Execute The Furries
*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER UPLOADED TO THE INTERNET
What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with me right now…. *faint smile at the ground*…. They’re always sending me their wishes a-and I want to be able to give them courage too!!!!
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”